When I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cry.♪ [a live-action squirrel sheds a tear. SpongeBob: Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags. My helmet just sprung a leak! We let 'em go! SpongeBob: Tada! Hi-yah! SpongeBob: All right then. General Let's make one of your tree dome. Special transcripts; 1. Mr. Krabs: [from inside] Well, hurry up, lads! I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya. SpongeBob: Goin' over to Sandy's place. Wait a second! [SpongeBob knocks, Sandy opens her door] Sandy: I'm staying! SpongeBob: (while Patrick does arpit burps)The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! Check it out Sandy! Sandy: SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! (cut to SpongeBob, casting a shadow across the restaurant) (manly voice) I've been training my whole life for the day I could finally join the Krusty Krew, (regular voice) And now I'm ready. ... Top 10 Darkest Nickelodeon Episodes. What am I doing? (wave covers sand and ruins Sandy's Texas display). ( Chops sand castle peak down making a sand image of texas) There it is! "Walking Small" Behind the Scenes: Special Delivery 12. SpongeBob: Good morning Bikini Bottom! / Plankton tries to get SpongeBob to be mean. Patrick: Hiya SpongeBob! Get a dog little longie! Episode №: [enters Jellyfish Fields. [the three are standing outside the Treedome] From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Patrick: Maybe it's just a little squirrel thing. SpongeBob turns into the shape of Texas] Hey, Patrick, what am I now? You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab? [grabs Don the Whale from behind and flips him over onto the ground. Backstage Pants 2. SpongeBob stops in front of a leaf and Sandy karate chops the leaf and SpongeBob in half). Fo-Gotten Years: You Can't Swim; Plankton's Holiday Hits; The Endless Summer; SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants; Surprise Sandy Day; Songs. I'll get your bags. Credits Krusty Krab! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Help Wanted" from season one, which aired on May 1, 1999. (cuts back to live action Island) SpongeBob: Homesick, huh? Not feeling up to karate, huh? Almost there! All of our SpongeBob production cels and animation backgrounds are 100% genuine! SpongeBob: Oh-ho. The ocean's no place for a squirrel.♪ [live action Texas scenery appears behind her] ♪Wish I was in Texas, prettiest place in the world oh no. This is only for the standalone version of Texas/Walking Small. (Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet. [walks off] SpongeBob: Texas? I have something that might help. This version of the theme song plays during the credits for the episode Texas. Sandy: Hi-yah! [SpongeBob's hand appears from a sand castle pineapple with his face drawn on his hand] I wonder if Patrick's at home. SpongeBob: [while Patrick does armpit farts] The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas! You can't say nuthin' about Texas! Patrick: Should I start running now? This page was last modified on 15 June 2020, at 19:16. SpongeBob: Uhh, Sandy? 18a Patrick: Arrrgh! Pizza Delivery; Home Sweet Pineapple; Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy; ... < Episode Transcripts. SpongeBob: What are you doing with those bags? No exceptions. Air Date: Mar 21, 2000 Now Streaming Sandy crashes right through the rock, obliterating it, and walks with a twirling rope. Hi-yah! Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that's not the right direction! She pulls it down and all her tears drain out. You can't say nothing about Texas! Everyone: Howdy, y'all! SpongeBob: (in a Texas shape) Hey Patrick, what am I now? Patrick: So why don't we bring some of teaxs down here! Gary: Meow. Patrick: Hiya, SpongeBob! You can't! Patrick: I'm Texas, too! SpongeBob: Don't cry anymore, Sandy. SpongeBob: What?! Sandy: Listen, SpongeBob. Sandy: Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now. 2020-05-15 02:40:07 5 months ago; Views 5; By:Jamaican Snuggie; A + A-0. [SpongeBob and Patrick put ten gallon water jugs on their heads] So, what do ya think? Season 1 Transcripts [edit | edit source] No. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! This doesn't look like Sandy's place. Patrick: What's the difference?! Spongebob Squarepants Fan website by no means tries to pass itself off as the official Spongebob Squarepants website, nor is affiliated or endorsed by Nickelodeon, Nick .com or Viacom. SpongeBob: Oh-ho. Run along, back to your family and friends. I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it. 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